HAVE YOU SEEN THIS FUCKING TRASH CAN?

KNOCK KNOCK BITCHES, BIG BAD BILLY MAYS BACK WITH ANOTHER INCREDIBLE PRODUCT. HOW THE FUCK DO I FIND THIS SHIT? CHECK OUT THIS FUCKING RUBBERMAID 50 GALLON TRASH CAN. THATS RIGHT, I SAID 50. IF YOU DON'T BUY THAT VALUE PACK OF SAMURAI SHARKS RIGHT NOW I CAN FIT YOU AND YOUR WHOLE FUCKING FAMILY IN THIS THING. BUT WHAT BILLY, WHAT DO I THROW IN FIRST? SIMPLE. TAKE THAT PIECE OF SHIT SHAMWOW THAT INFOMERCIAL GUY DOWN THE DIAL SOLD YOUR STUPID ASS. THAT GUY IS A FUCKING DOUCHE, WE CALL THEM INFUNMERCIALS WHEN BILLY MAYS IS ON CAMERA. JUST THINK OF ALL THE FUCKING ORANGE GLO YOU COULD FILL THIS THING WITH. THATS 50 GALLONS OF FUCKING AWESOMENESS AT YOUR DISPOSAL. IN CONCLUSION, ANIMALS WILL BE TOO INTIMIDATED BY THIS RUBBERMAID FUCKING TRASH CAN TO LOOK IN YOUR GARBAGE, AND YOU CAN ALL SUCK MY DICK.