HAVE YOU SEEN THIS FUCKING BEAKER?

WELCOME BACK TO THE COUCH FATASS, BILLY MAYS AGAIN TELLING YOU TO BUST OUT THE BUNSON BURNERS. CHECK OUT THIS FUCKING PYREX BEAKER. THERE'S ALL SORTS OF CRAZY SHIT GOING ON HERE, PYREX WRITTEN ON THE SIDE, LINES INDICATING HOW MANY FUCKING MILLILITERS OF LIQUID YOU HAVE, THERE'S EVEN A CONVIENIENT LIP FOR POURING YOUR SHIT. THROW IN SOME ORANGE GLO, SOME CLR, A LITTLE OXYCLEAN, AND WHAT DO YOU GET? KABOOM! C WUT I DID THAR? THAT'S RIGHT, BILLY MAYS CAN TALK IN INTERNET MEMES AND STILL INTIMIDATE THE FUCK OUT OF YOU TO BUY THIS PRODUCT. THE BOTTOM LINE IS ANYTHING PUT IN THIS BEAKER WILL INCREASE IN VALUE, EVEN YOUR SMALL COCK. BUY ONE TODAY AND I'LL THROW IN A BAG OF FUCKING URINE I HAVE FOR NO APPARANT REASON SO YOU CAN START BOILING RIGHT AWAY, CALL NOW!