HAVE YOU SEEN THIS FUCKING POWER WASHER?

HEY YOU CHUTNEY FERRET FUCKTARDS, BILLY MAYS BACK WITH ANOTHER AWESOME PRODUCT YOUR LIFE SUCKS WITHOUT.IS THERE WIERD COLORED SHIT ON THE SIDE OF YOUR HOUSE? OF COURSE THERE IS, IT'S THERE BECAUSE YOU'RE A FAILURE. YOU NEED TO GET YOUR BIG STUPID ASS A FUCKING FAIP Z1400 1400-PSI POWER WASHER. THIS BITCH WILL COMMIT HATE CRIMES ON THE VARIOUS MOLDS AND SHIT ON YOUR WORTHLESS MOTOR HOME. FUCK, IF YOU'RE NOT PATIENT ENOUGH TO WAIT FOR ME TO FUCK HER TOMORROW AND LOOSEN THINGS UP, THIS WILL CLEAN THE SAND RIGHT OFF YOUR WIFE'S VAGINA. IT'LL EVEN GIVE HER THE FUCKING ORGASM YOUR WORTHLESS ASS NEVER COULD. FUCK THAT, SIMPLY OWNING ONE WILL MAKE HER CLIMAX AGAIN AND AGAIN. WHEN I HAVE AN EARLY MEETING AT EXTREME FUCKING ADVERTISING INCORPORATED, I SHOVE THE NOZZLE UP MY ASS AND HOOK IT UP TO MY ALARM CLOCK. GET YOURSELF A FAIP Z1400 1400-PSI POWER WASHER BEFORE I FUCKING KILL YOU.