HAVE YOU SEEN THIS FUCKING SHOW?

HEY ALL YOU CRACK SMOKING ZOOPHILE LOSERS, BILLY MAYS BACK AGAIN AND RUNNING WILD. WHAT I HAVE FOR YOU TODAY IS THE COMPLETE SERIES OF 24 ON DVD. THAT'S RIGHT, DVD. BLUERAY DISCS ARE FOR ASSHOLES. HAVE YOU SEEN THIS FUCKING SHOW? HE KILLS LIKE 75 FUCKING PEOPLE AN EPISODE, AND I'LL MAKE IT 76 IF YOU DON'T BUY THIS SERIES RIGHT NOW. IF YOU DON'T LIKE THIS SHOW YOU HATE AMERICA, AND MORE IMPORTANTLY YOU HATE ME, BILLY MAYS. EVERY TIME YOU THINK YOU GOT THIS SHOW FIGURED OUT ITS LIKE KABOOM, FUCKING FOUR SCREENS OF SHIT HAPPENING AT ONCE. THAT REMINDS ME, BUY A BOTTLE OF KABOOM WHILE YOU'RE AT IT, YOU'LL NEED IT TO WIPE OFF YOUR TV AFTER YOU BLOW A LOAD ALL OVER IT WATCHING THIS FUCKING SHOW.IF YOU WATCH TWO HOURS OF THIS SHOW A DAY YOU CAN WALK INTO ANY JOB INTERVIEW, SHIT ON THE DESK, AND YOU'LL GET THE JOB.LET ME LET YOU IN ON A FUCKING SECRET. SEE MY AWESOME FUCKING BEARD? I GREW THIS IN FIFTEEN MINUTES AFTER WATCHING SEASON ONE. CALL NOW AND I'LL THROW IN EVERY EPISODE OF THAT 80'S SHOW, YOU CAN USE THE CASE TO TAKE A SHIT IN SO YOU NEVER HAVE TO LEAVE YOUR COUCH. CALL NOW!