HAVE YOU SEEN THIS FUCKING SNUGGIE?

HI BILLY MAYS HERE WITH SNUGGIES. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON YOUR FUCKING COUCH WITH A FUCKING BLANKET AND BEEN LIKE MAN, I WISH THERE WERE SLEEVES ON THIS SHIT? OF COURSE YOU HAVE, I'VE SEEN YOU DO IT WHEN I'M STALKING YOUR FAT ASS. CHECK OUT THIS FUCKING SNUGGIE. ONE DAY LONG AGO SNUGGIE PRESIDENT, BUZZ KILLINGTON, WAS THINKING OF A MORE EFFECTIVE WAY TO FUCK HIS BLANKET. THE RESULT WAS ADDING TWO ROOMY SLEEVES FOR HIS MASSIVE DONG, AND NOW HIS INSPIRATIONAL STORY CAN NOW BE THE MOST COMFORTABLE THING YOU'VE EVER FUCKING WORN. WE BOTH KNOW YOU SPEND HALF YOUR FUCKING LIFE ON THE COUCH, SHOULDN'T YOU BE WARM AND WRAPPED UP IN A FUCKING SNUGGIE? NO, YOU DON'T REALLY DESERVE IT, BUT GIVE ME MONEY. CALL NOW AND I'LL THROW IN A TRASH BAG FULL OF USED WRAPPING PAPER AUTOGRAPHED BY ME, BILLY MAYS.