HAVE YOU SEEN THIS FUCKING WHISKEY?

HI BILLY MAYS HERE WITH MCADAMS CANADIAN WHISKEY. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SOME JACK DANIELS AND FELT LIKE YOU DIDN'T DESERVE IT? SMART KID, YOU DON'T, FAGGOT. CHECK OUT THIS FUCKING MCADAMS CANADIAN WHISKEY. IT'S IN A PLASTIC BOTTLE, SO YOU KNOW IT'S GOOD STUFF. I ADVISE MIXING IT WITH GINGER ALE, OR PERHAPS YOUR OWN TEARS, THEY'LL BE FLOWING AFTER THIS SHIT RAPES YOUR TONGUE. CALL RIGHT NOW AND I'LL THROW IN SOME MIGHTY PUTTY TO KEEP YOUR ASSHOLE FROM EXPLODING WITH RAGE AFTER THIS GOES THROUGH YOUR SYSTEM. SO, RAISE THAT BOTTLE, CRACK THAT SHIT OPEN AND TASTE THE DISAPPOINTMENT WITH ME, BILLY MAYS.