HAVE YOU SEEN THIS FUCKING DEAD SHAMWOW GUY?

HI, BILLY MAYS BACK IN THE FUCKING SADDLE. DO YOU NEED A CORPSE SO YOU CAN FUCK WITH PEOPLE? WELL ONE JUST SHOWED UP AT THE STUDIO, IT'S EVEN GOT A FUCKING HEADSET. THIS FUCKING THING HAS CARPOOL LANE WRITTEN ALL OVER IT, IT'S A GREAT DOORSTOP, THING TO THROW AT JEHOVAH'S WITNESS FUCKERS, AND POSSIBLY THE FIRST CONSENTUAL SEX PARTNER YOU'VE EVER HAD, YOU SICK FUCK. THIS IS A VERY LIMITED OFFER SO GET THAT FAT FUCKING DIALING FINGER READY YOU FLESH PILE OF SHIT. CALL THE NUMBER ON YOUR SCREEN IMMEDIATELY AND I'LL THROW IN A SHAMWOW BECAUSE I DON'T WANT THIS PIECE OF SHIT ANYWAY.